MIA AND LILY SHOW - AKI
Written by Iron-K, 2015

"It's time to see who's in our lucky seat number thirteen!"

The screen at the back of the stage suddenly switched over to show a closeup of a young woman in the audience, looking up and to her right at the stage. As she saw herself, she gasped, her hands flying to her mouth as she jerked upright, the twin bunches of her green hair bouncing with the movement of her head. Slowly, she dragged her hands away, revealing a nervous open-mouthed smile, and she turned to her friends in the seats next to her, who shared some inaudible encouragement underneath the roar of the audience.

"There she is!" Mia called, a cackle of delight in her voice as the shocked girl stared up at her, still giggling as one of her neighbours put her arm around her shoulder. "Aki Shirahime, is that right?"

"Er... yeah..." the green-haired woman said, still dazed, as a stagehand hovered a dangling microphone over to her.

"Okay, Aki, let's get you up here - no, don't get up!" she said quickly as the girl in the front row began to shift herself forward. "You're getting our express service..."

The girl yelped as a trapdoor in the gap between the seating and the stage opened right in front of her, and her chair tipped forward, catapulting her on to a soft slide underneath on which she rapidly scooted out of view. Her neighbour, who had jerked her hand up as the seat moved, waved down at where she had disappeared before the floor closed up again.

"So with Aki gone we've got a free seat down at the front now..." Lily chimed in, gesturing towards the booby-trapped chair as it moved back into place with a click. "Anyone...?"

She looked around as the audience continued to applaud, then smirked and stepped back to stand beside her co-host.

"While Aki's getting ready, we're going to get one more player for this game!" Mia exclaimed. "But just like Aki, they don't know they're playing it yet..."

The two girls turned as the stage's screen flipped over again, this time to a view of a phone booth standing on a street corner, conspicuous next to a row of payphones that had been taken out years ago. A few people walked in and out of the shot as they rounded the corner. Suddenly, the phone inside the box started to ring, prompting a few startled glances from the passers-by. One of them who looked like he was late college age stepped toward it and hovered near the door, looking inside, before wandering off again.

"This thing's set up just outside our studio," explained Lily as the two of them continued to watch the screen. "All we need now is someone to take the bait..."

As she was speaking, a few more people stopped to look at the phone box, with one woman in business attire walking past it and pressing the button for the crosswalk next to it. After a few moments the group wandered off, and she glanced over her shoulder at the continuing noise as she waited at the corner. The noise of the audience dropped to a murmur as she stepped back towards it, and built up as she opened the door curiously, looking left and right to see if anyone else was around. The noise from the audience became a cheer as she reached for the handset and picked it up, standing halfway into the booth as she raised it to her ear.

"Hello?" the woman's curious voice came over the speakers next to the stage, and she visibly recoiled at the renewed noise from the audience.

"Hi!" Lily exclaimed. "You're now live on the Lily and Mia show..."

"The Mia and Lily show!" Mia interrupted her. The smartly-dressed woman stuttered a little and glanced around, then her mouth fell open as a screen turned on in the wall of the booth in front of her, showing a feed of the two girls waving enthusiastically at her. "What's your name?"

"Hi, Mia and Lily... I'm Carol," she said with a nervous smile.

"You ever watched us before?" Mia asked, leaning closer.

"Ah. God... yeah," she nodded, putting a hand to her head and then running it up through her neat black hair. She stepped fully into the phone box and let the door fall closed behind her, then waved back to the screen as she smiled awkwardly.

"Yes!" Mia said as she pumped her fist. "So you have some idea of what we do here..."

"That's right..." Carol answered. She glanced upwards at the booth's ceiling, making some of the audience laugh.

"Don't worry - you're safe for now, we just need you to help someone else out," Lily explained. "Speaking of which - let's bring her up!" The two hosts stepped nimbly aside as a square segment of floor in the stage began to rise.

Mia and Lily led the applause from the audience as a plastic booth rose up from underneath the stage, with the green-haired girl seated inside. At the back, a phone prop was mounted to the wall to make it look similar to the one outside, but on its ceiling a wide funnel-shaped nozzle poked down towards Aki from a large covered section on top. As her head rose above the height of the stage, she waved out at the watchers with a nervous smile, which turned into a laugh as she spotted her friends cheering for her from the front row. Slowly, the booth came to a halt as its floor reached the stage, and Aki swung her feet slowly back and forth, curling and uncurling her bare toes - she had also taken off her earrings and blouse, leaving her wearing a white T-shirt and blue jeans.

"Welcome to the show, Aki!" Mia called above the receding applause. "Are you comfortable in there?"

"Uh, kinda..." she replied, looking back and forth between the two hosts, her face a mixture of excitement and nerves.

"Great," Lily took over, raising a hand to the big screen. Aki glanced behind her, then realized it was showing the same image as a monitor at the front of the stage and watched it instead. "While you were away, we met Carol - so Aki, this is Carol, Carol, this is Aki..."

She paused a little as the players exchanged nervous greetings, then spoke up again. "You can put the phone down, Carol, you're going to be needing it soon..."

The woman in the phone booth hesitantly took the phone away from her ear, realizing the noise from the show was now coming out of speakers in front of her, then placed the handset back on the hook.

"Okay, here's what's happening..." Lily continued, and put a hand on the side of the booth on stage as she leaned on it casually. "Aki, you're going to get two minutes to turn off this gunge tank," she announced. "To do that, you've got a set of panels around you, each of which needs a code - you and Carol are going to have to work together to find out what those are."

Aki glanced around the booth - slim electronic-looking boxes of various colours were mounted to the walls on either side with small cables reaching to the ceiling. She reached out to one, only to jump as Lily batted her hand away.

"Don't touch them yet!" she waggled her finger. "And especially don't touch that button up there - 'cause that'll release the slime above you..."

She pointed to a small flat red button in the corner of the tank's ceiling, surrounded by black and yellow tape. Aki nodded, then yelped as Lily moved her hand towards it before withdrawing with a laugh.

"Lily, don't tease her!" Mia interrupted, pushing Lily gently out the way as she leaned in to talk to Aki instead. "We're gonna be fair about this - if you get all the codes in time, then we pinkie-promise we won't gunge you..." she smiled, reaching her hand into the booth. The girl inside laughed awkwardly and put her hand up to Mia's to complete the gesture.

"But if time runs out, you're gonna get it!" Lily added.

Aki nodded slowly, an embarrassed grin spreading on her face as her eyes went to the nozzle poking down from the ceiling of the booth above her. Mia turned around to face the audience.

"There's one more - "

"Er, can I take my jeans off?" Aki said suddenly, pointing down at her lap. "They're new," she added.

Mia glanced out at the audience again as they gave whoops of encouragement. "I don't hear any complaints!" she said. "Go right ahead..."

The contestant gratefully unbuckled her jeans and wriggled them off her legs, accompanied by the rising enthusiastic cheering of the audience. After pulling them off over her feet she handed them to Lily over the waist-high door of the tank, and sat back down, tugging her white T-shirt down to cover her tummy.

"Okay!" Lily called as she tossed the jeans off the side of the stage. "Mia, you were saying?"

"Yep - there's one more lifeline we want to throw you!" Mia smiled. "If the clock's running low, you can always give yourself some bonus time... by forfeiting your clothes."

"Oh, what?!" Aki gasped, pointing off the side of the stage. "Then how much do I get for the jeans?"

"No, you took those off before we started!" Lily cackled. "Speaking of which... I think we've talked enough!"

She clapped her hands twice, making the stage lights dim and leaving a spotlight on Aki's booth. She gasped as a timer on the screen began to tick down, gripping the seat underneath her, and looked around shocked before coming to her senses and reaching up to open a box at random.

"Er... it says 'Number of the phone booth... in alphabetical order?" she said uncertainly. She watched the screen in front of her as Carol began looking around silently.

"Come on, let's have some communication!" Lily called.

"Yeah, I..." Carol started, flustered, before her eyes alighted on something near the top of the booth. "There's a... plate here, it says box number 6723?"

"Sounds good!" Lily chimed in again. "Aki, it's up to you..."

"6723..." the constestant repeated, re-reading the clue on the inside of the box again. She reached up to the panel of numbers inside and pressed in a combination, only to jump as a buzzer played.

"What did you put in?" Mia asked.

"I thought... two, three, six, seven..." Aki stuttered.

"Oh! No, it said 'alphabetical'," Carol called quickly. "Like the names of the numbers..."

"Aaah..." Aki bounced in the seat as she stared up at the panel. "So..." Her finger hovered over the numbers.

Mia paced up and down the stage during the pause. "You might want to give Carol something else to do while you're thinking..." she encouraged as she watched the timer.

"Ah - yeah, okay..." Aki bounced in the seat, unable to keep still, as she turned and opened another box. "Uh... last four of Eiji's credit card?!"

"Who's Eiji?" Lily prompted her.

"Uh, my brother..." Aki replied. "But I don't know his..."

"Well, Carol, you'd better find out for her!" Mia called up to the screen. "Aki, what's his number?"

"It's, er, 079..." Aki started. Carol scrambled to lift the phone in her box off the hook, checking for a dial tone before tapping in the number as Aki recited it to her. As she put the last digit in she straightened up again, visibly shifting her weight from foot to foot as she waited for the phone to be answered.

"Do you know where he is just now?" Lily asked, turning to Aki.

"Er, I think tonight's his office party," Aki replied. She jiggled her knee anxiously as she watched Carol waiting on the phone. Suddenly she pushed the phone to her cheek as it was answered, and she spoke quickly.

"Hi! Um, is this Eiji?"

"Yeah, who's this?" the voice of a young man was replayed to the audience over the stage speakers.

"Okay, so... uh." Carol stumbled, scratching the back of her head. "Yeah, I'm on the... I mean, your sister Aki's on the Mia and Lily show and she needs to know your credit card number..."

"What?" Eiji said back with an incredulous laugh. "That's a new one..."

"No, seriously!" Carol pleaded. "Turn on the TV - it's, what, channel three...?"

"What, really?" Eiji's voice got fainter as he called to someone in the background, then there was a chorus of male laughter. Carol brought her other hand up to the phone handset, squeezing it anxiously.

"Well, I hope he doesn't waste too much of your time..." Mia sighed, making a show of looking at her watch.

After a few tense moments, Aki tugged at the neck of her shirt. "How much time do I get for this?" she asked.

"Hmm..." Lily put her hand on her chin. "I can give you another thirty seconds for that..."

Without hesitation, Aki grabbed the bottom of her white T-shirt and pulled it upwards, uncrossing her arms as she went. An encouraging cheer rose from the watchers as she raised it up, revealing her navy bra and blue boyshorts, and Mia stepped in to take the white garment as the girl handed it out the front of the booth. At the same moment, there was a crackling noise as the phone was picked up again.

"Whoa, okay..." the voice came again.

"Hi, Eiji..." Aki said with a giggle, waving vaguely out at the cameras.

"Okay... what did you say?"

"The code for the... the gunge tank," Carol hesitated, "is the last four numbers on your credit card!"

"Oh, I..." Eiji hesitated again. "Do I... I mean, can everyone on TV hear me?"

"What are you worried about more - that or your sister getting glooped?" Lily interjected.

"C'mon, Eiji!" Aki yelled out at the cameras to encourage him, balling her hands into fists and bouncing in the seat.

Mia and Lily grinned to each other as Carol and Aki tried to encourage Eiji, who eventually relented, giving the four numbers in a whisper that the audience could clearly hear. Aki spun back around to the code panel and rapidly hit the four buttons as he read them out.

"Yes!" she cheered, putting her hands up as a green light came on above the grid of numbers. "Wait... how do you even know that?" she realized, facing the front again and glancing between the hosts.

"It's amazing what you can find out from thrown-out junk mail," Mia said casually, then glanced over at the timer superimposed on the screen, which was beginning to blink red. "So, er, you've still got five codes to go... this bra isn't a favorite, is it?"

Aki gave an embarrassed grin and ran her hand through her hair as she looked down, examining her bra as Mia gestured at it. "It's my best one..." she admitted, breaking into a giggle as the audience began to catch on, with isolated whistles and cheers of encouragement.

"I'll give you another forty seconds for it," Lily encouraged her with a beckoning hand.

The girl in the tank sighed, then reached around to her back with one hand, her cheeks reddening over her grin. After quickly undoing the clasps, she brought her hands up to her shoulders and pushed the straps down her arms, exposing her breasts which dipped with a slight bounce as their support was removed. She clasped one arm over her pink nipples, squashing her breasts a little towards her, as she tossed the bra out the front of the tank, biting her lip in a nervous smile.

"Come on, hurry up - let's have another code!" Lily called. Aki giggled through a helpless whimper as she glanced around and flicked open another box.

"The country and area code for Osaka!" she read out. 

Carol straightened up, looking around helplessly for a moment before noticing a large old-fashioned phone book on a shelf in front of her. "Okay..." she acknowledged, drawing out the word as she opened it halfway with a thump. She flicked a couple of pages back and forth before speaking again.

"It's in some weird order, I'm going to have to work it out..." she said to the near-nude contestant on stage, who gave an anxious noise that trailed into a helpless laugh.

"Okay..." Aki said, glancing around again and finally opening several of the other boxes as she waited, reading the clues inside.

"Carol!" she called. "We never finished the first one, what were those numbers?"

The woman in the phone box glanced up again, and read out the numbers again. As she continued to search, Aki turned back to the first panel and hesitantly tapped in a code, producing a buzzer noise the first time before her face lit up as she got it right.

"She's got her second code!" Mia enthused. Aki smiled, one arm still clasped over her breasts, practically bouncing in the seat as the timer dipped into the red again.

"Another fifty seconds for the panties, Aki..." Lily sang as she leaned casually on the booth, examining her fingernails.

"Ohh..." Aki drummed her feet on the floor of the tank, glancing down at the one piece of clothing she had remaining, then back at the rapidly ticking timer. "Okay, they're coming off!"

The red-faced girl laughed at the whistling and cheering from the audience as she hooked her thumbs into the band of her blue underwear, lifting her bottom off the seat as she tugged them down. Changing her mind about how to do it, she got up, turning around as she pushed them down the rest of the way, exposing her gently curved bottom to the audience as she kicked them off her legs. Shuffling around so that she was side-on, she crouched down to pick them up off the floor then carefully turned around with both hands clasped over herself, throwing the underwear out of the booth with a flick of her wrist and perching on the seat again as she quivered with embarrassed laughter.

She yelped and her hands shot to her head at a sudden noise, but uncurled herself, shaking with giggles, as she realized it was the phone at the back of the booth ringing. Now fully nude, she sighed through an exhilirated smile, then turned to raise the handset off the hook and brought it to her ear.

"Er, hello...?"

"Hi!" Mia spoke up cheerfully from right next to the booth, speaking into her mobile phone. "After seeing that up close, I just wanted to know if you could give me any shaving tips while you're waiting in there..."

Aki gasped and then giggled at the renewed whoops and wolf-whistles coming from the audience, glancing down at her lap and then putting a hand over it as she crossed her legs.

"Uh, heh... there's a place I go to called..."

"Aki!" Carol's voice finally crackled over the speakers, a grin visible on her face on the monitor as she looked up from the book. "It's 8166!"

"8166..." Aki repeated the number as she glanced around, finding the code panel again, and carefully pushed the digits in order. She visibly held her breath as she pushed on the last one, giving a delighted squeak as it gave a confirmation beep.

"And that's three!" Mia congratulated her.

"Yeah!" the girl in the booth said with a giggle, pumping her fist in her air.

"That's great, Aki..." Lily cut in. "But it looks like you're out of time, and out of clothes...!" Aki gasped as her eyes shot to the timer, which was already counting down the last few seconds.

Lily glanced over her shoulder at it too, then shrugged as her eyes met with Aki. "You think that salon's going to be able to fix what's about to happen?" she smiled.

"Nnngh..." Aki wriggled in the seat, squeezing her hands between her thighs and taking another glance up at the spout looming above her as she listened to the electronic beeping that signalled the last few seconds ticking away, bouncing with her face slowly cracking into a nervous grin. As the timer hit zero, a harsh electronic buzz sounded and Aki suddenly ducked her head forward.

Slowly, a flat square device around the inside walls of the tank began rising from its floor. The nude girl inside looked down at it curiously, but before she could react, thick white foam began spewing from tiny nozzles all around its inside, gushing on to her feet. She squeaked and instinctively hunched up a little leaving just her foam-covered toes touching the floor, but stared down with her mouth agape as the device continued to move upwards, painting her legs slowly in a thick layer of foam.

"Looks like you're getting our full-body special, Aki!" Mia grinned from the booth's other side, and the girl inside turned to face the redhead. She was about to reply when the foam began gushing into her lap, making her yelp and jerk in the seat, her hands shooting to protect herself as the stuff spurted on to her tummy.

Aki shook with giggles as the sprayer continued, reaching her hands in front of her in a futile attempt to block the cascade of white spraying on to her. Below the height of the sprayer, she was completely painted with the thick stuff, blobs of it slowly breaking away from her legs and splatting on to the cubicle floor. As the foam splattered on to her breasts she put her messy hands in front of her eyes, letting out a high-pitched squeak as the jets of foam sprayed her neck, then passed over her face.

The audience whooped as Aki blinked and shook her hands to clear some of the foam off them, her face streaked with foam but still the cleanest place on her. Brushing a blob of it away from her forehead with the back of her hand as more rained down on her head, she squinted up through the onslaught, realizing exactly what was going to happen just before the device reached the top of the booth, pressing the button on its ceiling.

The foam-coated girl shrieked as a second alarm blared, and a stripe of yellow and blue gunge poured down on to her from the tank's ceiling, instantly engulfing her as it ballooned outwards in a dome and poured down the white-streaked walls. Her yelp of surprise quickly turned into an excited, ticklish laugh, her hands becoming visible poking through the upturned bowl shape as she stretched them in front of her. The thick foam on her hands dripped messily away as she turned them over, catching some of the slime in her palms and letting it slither through her fingers.

An air pocket bubbled out of the tank of gunge above her and the audience cheered as the dome broke and they caught a glimpse of Aki's face - her hair was sagging, painted by the heavy blue and yellow gunge which was mingling into dark green as it crawled down her face and dripped from her chin. Wide fingers of the slime cut through the white layer of foam, dripping around her shaking shoulders and slowly creeping their way down her chest. As she leaned a little to the side, the twitching dome of slime shifted, and she closed one eye, giggling as the gunk poured on to her shoulder and oozed down her back and chest, dripping into her lap off the underside of her breasts.

After squirming under the gungy downpour for a few more seconds, Aki shook her head as she felt the slime easing off, the thick stream of it becoming a steady drizzle from the opening above her. She brushed her hand through her hair, giggling as it completely failed to make her any cleaner, and glanced around at the mixture of foam and gunge slowly crawling down and dripping off her from everywhere.

She ducked and squeaked as the foam sprayer suddenly burst into life again, raining thick white stuff on to her head before it started lowering again. She squeezed her eyes closed as it passed over her face, gripping the underside of the seat and spitting a mixture of foam and gunge away from her lips as her newly foam-coated head emerged from the flurry. The device continued downward, painting her again, leaving her breasts covered in foamy swirls with the bumps of her nipples obvious through the mess.

As the sprayer reached her lap the smooth foam began to sputter, and she raised her hands quickly through the onslaught, shaking them once again and rubbing one through the other to clean the foam off as she opened and closed her mouth speechlessly, the gloppy mixture falling from her chin and splatting on to her lap and tummy. With a hiss, the square sprayer finally clunked into position back where it started, leaving the gungy, foam-coated girl trying to clear her face off with her palms to the sound of wild cheering from the audience.

"Aki..." Lily started, stepping forward again after she and Mia had retreated from the slime-spewing device. "You stripped off and you still got the gunge - but if it's any consolation, our ratings just now must look incredible..."

"And at least you're covered up again!" Mia said brightly. The vaguely girl-shaped blob of gunge in the centre of the tank shook a little more in helpless laughter, dollops of slime-stained foam breaking away from her and splatting to the floor.

Lily turned to the front of the stage. "Eiji, are you still there?"

"Oh, man..." The male voice from before came over the speakers, accompanied in the background by enthusiastic whoops and cheers. "The boys are never going to forget this..."

"Haha, I'm glad you got to see the finale!" Lily cackled, and glanced back toward the completely trashed girl in the tank, who was wringing her hands together to try and clear some of the mixed foam and gunge off, a grin barely visible through the gunk dripping over her face. "Don't worry - I'm sure your sister will get herself clean somehow..."

"Eventually!" Mia joined in, then turned to the screen. "Carol, how about you - anything to say to our contestant?"

"I'm so sorry, Aki!" the woman in the phone booth said sympathetically, but failing to disguise a laugh of her own. "I think we got quite far..."

"Yeah, sadly for her she still got messy - but you should be able to open the door now," Mia called, gesturing with her hand to encourage her.

"Oh - thanks..." Carol half-turned and put her hand on the bar in the middle of the door, pushing it in and stumbling as it failed to move. The alarm blared again and Carol barely had time to turn back around before a downpour of white foam and green gunge spewed over her, splashing outwards and hitting the camera as it continued to flow down from the phone box's ceiling.

"Nobody escapes if they lose on this show!" Lily called triumphantly, raising her voice above the renewed cheering from the audience as she looked up at the half slime-obscured screen. Carol flicked her hair back, holding it out of her face with an expression of shock as the gunk continued to flow down over her, the thick colourful goop sliding down her hair and dripping on to her shirt. "Thanks for playing!"

The screen turned off and the girls turned their attention back to Aki, who had been unsuccessfully trying to clean herself off, her eyes and mouth still only just visible beneath the slowly dripping layer of gunge-stained foam.

"We're going to send you back down to the dungeon - did you enjoy the game?"

Aki squeaked as the tank began to lower before she answered. "Uh... yeah," she said quickly, wiping slimy foam away from her mouth with the back of her hand and looking up as she began to disappear back down into the stage. She blinked and dodged aside as the movement caused a fresh shower of gungy drops to fall on her from the nozzle.

"Okay, thanks for playing!" Mia gave the contestant a last wave, bending over to make eye contact with her one last time before the hatch on the stage clicked shut again.